Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing.

Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.

” A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing? While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss? A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself." A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?

“My husband just found another one.” A man and a woman were feeling a little frisky, so they decided to sneak off into a dark forest.

After finding a good spot, they started having sex.

" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this! A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. " She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. ” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would! ” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars.

” The woman replies, “No, I’m just waiting for somebody to buy some.” The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

“We live today in very difficult times for young people.

The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong? ” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? ” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars?